Shower Time

When most people take a shower, they are alone, enjoying the quiet, relishing the warm spray, possibly planning out their day or maybe unwinding from it. Well, I am not most people. When I take a shower it is like a three-ring circus. Those ten minutes are virtually the only time (except nap time and bed time) that my children are unsupervised. I have my shower down to a science, and I am rarely in there for longer than ten minutes, but BOY, the heck that can break loose in ten minutes never fails to amaze me.

First, Bailey comes in with a toy, which she starts banging on the shower glass. Once I get her to stop doing that, she plays peekaboo with me by looking in the door, then looking in the panel right next to the door. (Mind you, this is all clear glass so it's not like she can hide behind anything.) She leaves and Dioji comes bounding in. He likes to check things out. He usually sits guarding the door for a few seconds, and then he's off again. Next is Emmy. "Mommy, can I take a shower with you? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?" Me: "No, you are already dressed and I am almost done." (Leaves, pouting. Sometimes manages some crocodile tears.) Then comes the really fun part. Now everyone is out of the bathroom, and I can't see them, but I can hear them. And what do I hear? Thump. THUMP. THUMP THUMP. "WAAAAAAAAA!" Never fails. Every day. I yell, "WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?" Emily yells back, "NOTHING" (which she pronounces "nuh-fing"). Bailey comes back in, crying. I say, "What happened?" Bailey doesn't really talk yet so she just cries some more. Then she leaves. Emily and Dioji run back in. Emily has Dioji's toy. She starts bopping him on the head with it. He jumps up and grabs it, and she runs out, dragging him behind her. Bailey comes back in. She's happy again. I turn off the water. She starts trying to pry the shower door open. I open it, and she gets so excited like she hasn't seen me for a week. I'm wrapping my towel around myself and she's practically jumping up and down, arms raised, yelling, "Up, up, up!"

Nine minutes have passed since I turned on the water and got into the shower. It's no wonder I am exhausted! :)